collegehumor:

The Ultimate Twitter Bio Generator [Click for more]
Having trouble coming up with an informative yet whimsical Twitter bio? Just use this handy three-step guide and you’ll be a Twitter Twpro* in no time!!! (* = Twitter Pro)

Decent comedian music person made entirely out of high-fives lmfao

collegehumor:

The Ultimate Twitter Bio Generator [Click for more]

Having trouble coming up with an informative yet whimsical Twitter bio? Just use this handy three-step guide and you’ll be a Twitter Twpro* in no time!!! (* = Twitter Pro)

Decent comedian music person made entirely out of high-fives lmfao

comedycentral:

On last night’s Nathan For You, Nathan put up a bunch of posters around LA to lure vandals. You can see all those posters here. But here are two more posters that didn’t make it to air.

I’d like to think at this point I don’t need to ask you not to draw penises on them.

thejeselnikoffensive:

Watch highlights from episode 3 of The Jeselnik Offensive.  With guests Kristen Schaal and Billy Eichner.

thejeselnikoffensive:

Watch highlights from episode 3 of The Jeselnik Offensive.  With guests Kristen Schaal and Billy Eichner.

(via comedycentral)

workaholics:

Happy International Women’s Day!
For real, though, here are a few reasons why “Women Rule, Guys Drool!” in the Workaholics universe:
The guys’ boss is a no-nonsense women in charge, Alice Murphy.  She’s repeatedly one-uped the guys in the brains, brawn, and swag departments.
Women have routinely outsmarted the guys when it comes to the love/sexual touching department.  They hold all the cards, and our guys are just begging to buy in.  This is hardly a “shut up and get married” world view; women push agendas, not vaccuums.
The guys best work friend, Jillian, is a capable single-working mother.  Sure, it’s a single-working mother of kittens, but as she said, “Cats are kids; kiddens.”  There is no discrimination over the kids not being human children.  Progress.
Smell the equality in an all-new Workaholics, this Wednesday at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.

workaholics:

Happy International Women’s Day!

For real, though, here are a few reasons why “Women Rule, Guys Drool!” in the Workaholics universe:

  • The guys’ boss is a no-nonsense women in charge, Alice Murphy.  She’s repeatedly one-uped the guys in the brains, brawn, and swag departments.
  • Women have routinely outsmarted the guys when it comes to the love/sexual touching department.  They hold all the cards, and our guys are just begging to buy in.  This is hardly a “shut up and get married” world view; women push agendas, not vaccuums.
  • The guys best work friend, Jillian, is a capable single-working mother.  Sure, it’s a single-working mother of kittens, but as she said, “Cats are kids; kiddens.”  There is no discrimination over the kids not being human children.  Progress.

Smell the equality in an all-new Workaholics, this Wednesday at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.

(via comedycentral)

comedycentral:

Stephen’s taking a couple weeks off. Miss him already.

comedycentral:

Stephen’s taking a couple weeks off. Miss him already.

dduane:

elliottstables:

quite possibly the greatest reaction to the meteor in russia 

Wondrous.

dduane:

elliottstables:

quite possibly the greatest reaction to the meteor in russia 

Wondrous.

(via big-eyes-and-big-thighs)